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Ok so I’m crap at maintaining a blog.

On a more positive note I think I’ve found the key to the universe.

You’ll never guess where it was.

Written 13 September 2007

Wherever it is, I can’t tell you. I can, however, after 15 years of searching, resolutely say beyond a shadow of a doubt that the key to the universe is not in any man’s trousers.